Two Things

1. Patrick Swayze died. Cancer strikes again. RIP. Time to put on my tutu, make some cupcakes, and watch Dirty Dancing.

2. This sentence I came across is funny:
"It is a fact: You may add two years to your life by one vigorous hour of exercise a day..."
Mostly it is funny that it is a FACT that one MAY blah blah blah. Sort of like saying, "It is a fact: You may like the color purple...." Whatever world. Can't pull the wool over my eyes.

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